BIO: Misc. Professional

Chris Deen received his Bachelor’s degree in English and telecommunications from Indiana University, Bloomington. After graduating with honors, he moved to New York to pursue his passion for human propulsion through water. As the Upper West Side’s top private swim instructor, Chris has had the pleasure of working with the world’s worst swimmers.

His oldest client, Elizabeth (94 years old, London) would still be unable to swim were it not for Chris’s instruction. Now, she—and her corgis—can swim 10 laps without pause.

Currently, Chris is working out of the East River. To book birthday parties or private lessons please inquire at Toll Booth 4 of the George Washington Bridge.

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